Pies

It has come to my attention that I LOVE Pie!!! Reasons....

If you have ever seen the movie Waitress then you will understand.

1. I hate blow jobs pie
2. I wish my husband would get run over by a bus pie
3. I am going to Boston Pie
4. The I'm always right Pie... i.e. your dick is not the cure all
5. Pie... Can I get hair with that? That's all I think about anyway
6. Your Pie is good, but the one I saw on T.V. is better
7. Knick Knack Patty Wack Pie.... No bones included